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Originally posted by m0cha_man, post: 44421:

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I tried a frontflip on a trampoline bike.

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ouch!! what were you doing trampolining on a bike? (I'm a bit confused)

Its been ages since I've been on here!!! Final year exams... so quite hectic

Originally posted by Mei, post: 44448:

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ouch!! what were you doing trampolining on a bike? (I'm a bit confused)

Its been ages since I've been on here!!! Final year exams... so quite hectic

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I freestyle BMX. derp, also its extremely fun because you don't hurt when you fall, unlike me :>

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Been so busy with work and everything to post here, but I have a bit of free now now, so woooo.

Originally posted by m0cha_man, post: 44358:

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got stiches in my head 4 of em

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wait thats before i got my stiches, where you can see the skull

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I think I caught a cold.

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I thought this thread was dead.
We haven't even pushed through the first thousand.

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We're almost through, hold on!

I caught a cold !

Awesomesauceness (made by me):

YouTube- The USP I made

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pushhhhh hnnngggg

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Now I'm officially unemployed, I might play css again... Need to find a job but I don't know what I want to do. Anyone got any job offers???

Some fatty cat keeps coming round our place and beating my cat up. :(

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I've been going a lot of thinking lately.
And I've had a thought.... I think I think too much.

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I feel suicidal. Everyone always blames every fucking thing that happens on me, even my parents. People keep calling me gay because I have long hair. I FUCKING CAN'T FUCKING STAND IT ANY FUCKING MORE!! Right now, I'm feeling sorry for myself for not having something to kill myself with. And because I got Aspergers syndrome, everyone thinks I'm suddenly going to beat them without a reason because of one fucking story of violence which wasn't even my fault. I hate everyone in my life (except for you guys and my other online friends) and I think about ending my life soon. I know that I don't want to kill myself, but right now, I just do. Someone please make this shit stop!!

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Well, I'm glad to see you know enough to speak with people you trust on this matter...

But I'm not really too good with words, so I took the liberty of copy and pasting this paragraph from WikiAnswers.

Suicide Is Not Okay

"No suicide is not ok. Find someone you can trust and believe in to talk to. There is too much in life to live for. If you have children you need to think about them, and if you don't have childen you need to think about yourself.
Live life to the fullest don't let any one take that joy away from you.
Suicide is the refusal to do any more learning this lifetime so that it is really a waste of time to be here since to learn is the sole reason we are here. Killing yourself will not in any way solve anything. You still have to come back and learn, so really you would just be putting it off. You can run but you can't hide. It may not appear this way to you, but it's rough on all of us. We all must come to an understanding of the choices we have made and are making. We must all learn to make more productive choices than unproductive. Our experiences give us the opportunity to do so. All our experiences are a direct or indirect result of choices we've made. I only say indirect because many of the choice we make, we don't remember. This is why concentration exercises are important, so we can remember how we set up what we are now experiencing."

Originally posted by Valve:

Dear Subject Name Here,

Aperture Science is pleased to inform you that we have partnered with Valve to announce the gala CANCELLATION of the June 14 Portal 2 event at the Regal Theater. The event will be replaced by a surprise. And even though the cancellation of the event certainly counts as a surprise, we are pleased to further announce that the cancellation of the event is not THE surprise. However, per International treaties regarding the definition of the word “surprise”, of which both Aperture Science and Valve are signatories, the time, date and content of the actual surprise will only become available as you experience the surprise.

If you’d like to ask fruitless questions about the E3 Portal 2 surprise or, more fruitfully, schedule an appointment to attend a Portal 2 screening at the Valve booth during E3, please contact Valve’s Special Envoy to Surprises, Doug Lombardi.

Thank you for RECORD SCRATCH!!!

wtffffff


also 4091

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hey everyone sorry I haven't been on in a while had some drama go down resulting in Dr. Pro and I relocating. As it goes I haven't had access to my computer, still don't in fact anyways wtf matthaios?!?! Haven't you ever heard that queen song "don't try suicide"? your just going to hate it....and where do you live where you get ridiculed for having long hair? I remember this one guy calling my brother and I fags cuz we had long hair...we just looked at this guy and started laughing hysterically. lol we were laughing at him because he was all dressed up like some wanna-be white boy rapper lol what a fool. Anyways the Universe always finds a way to provide you with what you need to get by, stop taking it so seriously. :D

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oh and do i need to re-register because it wont let me into my profile saying im not registered.

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Originally posted by ShamWOW!!!, post: 44682:

oh and do i need to re-register because it wont let me into my profile saying im not registered.

What? You are still registered on the forum if you are posting that.

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I was just on this DarkRP Server with this guy called Mason.
We set up a drug lab and ran around asking everyone if they wanted drugs.
Even the cops and the mayor.
I ALMOST got the mayor to buy some, but he didn't have any money, apparently...

Originally posted by MoonDawg, post: 44691:

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I was just on this DarkRP Server with this guy called Mason.
We set up a drug lab and ran around asking everyone if they wanted drugs.
Even the cops and the mayor.
I ALMOST got the mayor to buy some, but he didn't have any money, apparently...

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LOL, I HEARD ABOUT THAT! Mason's my brother just to let you know. Last night I just got lazy and didn't set some ranks and the rank "Guest" has the fake achievement command. So I sent him a message to test it. :D

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oh Shamwow!!! you're back!!! are you moving again?? Come back on the gg server when you're done... I don't know anyone there anymore lol

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I'm saving up for some stuff but things are going really slow because I only get 2 euro per week and there are no jobs I can do, and my parents are pretty poor, so please help and donate some money!

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I suggest you to make online jobs. There are many ways to earn money online.

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lol best time ever at the west ed waterpark

okay so here how it went down, i was with a couple of friends in the wave pool when we started playing this boob touch game, basically when a wave comes you have to touch a girl's boob(avoid the LGs) and make it seem it was an accident. i got to 11.

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I got called a hacker today. Someone said I was aim-botting and somehow removed my name from admin list. I was also called a dick. It was very funny and i wish that I had recorded the conversation.

Originally posted by Ownage, post: 44733:

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I got called a hacker today. Someone said I was aim-botting and somehow removed my name from admin list. I was also called a dick. It was very funny and i wish that I had recorded the conversation.

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I've been called a hacker so many times when playing as the sniper in TF2 because I have great aim and reaction time. Even though in the kills that are displayed in the top show that I get so many body shots. Also, what admin list are you talking about? The one on the website or the one in the SM configuration folder?

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It is not a big deal.

I am going on vacation for a week so see you all next week...:D

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Originally posted by Gatekeeper828, post: 44736:

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I've been called a hacker so many times when playing as the sniper in TF2 because I have great aim and reaction time. Even though in the kills that are displayed in the top show that I get so many body shots. Also, what admin list are you talking about? The one on the website or the one in the SM configuration folder?

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The one shown here uses the same source (A mysql server, actually).

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I see that you changed your profile picture to Midna.

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cant wait for the big game



picture 200 people running at eachother with paintball guns, im going to protect my man hood

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Originally posted by Mei, post: 44697:

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oh Shamwow!!! you're back!!! are you moving again?? Come back on the gg server when you're done... I don't know anyone there anymore lol

Heya Mei, how you been? unfortunately I cant play gg right now. Dr. Pro's girlfriend decided that she wanted her family to move into our house, so about a month ago she picked a fight with my brother and then put a restraining order on him AND Myself (which is weird because I never talk to her) So she got us booted out of our house, well I broke the restraining order when I got in her face demanding my rent money back so she had me thrown in jail long story short nor dr.pro or I can go to the house to get our stuff including our computers.....wish they made a smile face with tears.......that will do. and it sucks because I am living on the mountain again with some friends and their internet sucks.....lol life. I will stay active though in the forums until i get my shit together...

Originally posted by ShamWOW!!!, post: 44751:

words.

4075, you fergot ur numbers there

so im 4074 and yur 75

Originally posted by ShamWOW!!!, post: 44751:

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Heya Mei, how you been? unfortunately I cant play gg right now. Dr. Pro's girlfriend decided that she wanted her family to move into our house, so about a month ago she picked a fight with my brother and then put a restraining order on him AND Myself (which is weird because I never talk to her) So she got us booted out of our house, well I broke the restraining order when I got in her face demanding my rent money back so she had me thrown in jail long story short nor dr.pro or I can go to the house to get our stuff including our computers.....wish they made a smile face with tears.......that will do. and it sucks because I am living on the mountain again with some friends and their internet sucks.....lol life. I will stay active though in the forums until i get my shit together...

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Dr. Pro was going out with complete psycho (i hope he doesn't mind me saying that... but RESTRAINING ORDER!) how the hell did she get a restraining order on you when you dnt talk? surely that isn't allowed... maybe you guys need to get a lawyer to sue the ass of her. Surely you're entitled to retrieve your belongings? it just doesn't make any sense... btw, how bad was the the fight she picked with dr. pro inorder to justify a restraining order? Sounds rough.
I'm crossing my fingers that all goes well for you two soon. It just seems so unfair.

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Lol, Japanese are celebrating... for penises. YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

Silly Japanese...

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We had these two monstrous Thistle plants growing in our front yard.
Me and my mother cut them both down, and when I went to pick them up, their little needles went right through my glove. It hurt, very badly.
Eventually, we ended up having to carry them to the compost pile with a pitchfork because neither one of us wanted to get pricked with a cyanide carrying plant again...

What? My hand was just about covered in blood by the time this whole operation was done and over with. I had to write these two paragraphs with one hand... in case you're wondering .
The swelling has gone down, at least.

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Someone please buy me a ticket to somewhere I can stay. I want to get out of here. It's getting worse. I don't want to live with my father anymore. Someone PLEASE Buy me a ticket/let me live with you, I'm fucking desperate. I think my dad's starting to hate me, and I can't stand it. PLEASE!

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my friend has the coolest pipe ever its like chrome and shit and it's awesome

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Fuck it, nevermind.

I have actually calmed down a lot. That's because I know it will all be over soon. Heh, you guys are the only real friends I've ever had

But I can't live on like this. My life is utter shit. I don't know if I'm alive or dead by the time the next post here has been made. Dead or alive, I don't care which one. I want to be dead so it will all be over, but I want to be alive so I can live my life until I die of age. But the 2 forces are both the same size so I don't know which one to choose

Heh, I guess that if I die, my parents won't even get me a proper funeral . . .

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-Removed-

Sorry, I didn't find the wording in this reply to be appropriate.

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If you don't know which, then choose to live. Because one day you'll be able to move out of your parent's house and make something for yourself and live by your terms. Thats worth the waiting and its worth the living.

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hi

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helo thar..

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on season 3 of lost

New KID!!!

holla peeps!!!!!!! WAZZZZZZZZZZAP!!! im the new kid on the block here been readin this forom... AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH you guys are hillarious!!! loll( down to page 10). imma gonna read 10 a day till i am up to date lolll. i know it old but now i got Espeon Jizz in my pants song in my head now lolll keep up the good work guys. we will get to 0 cause imma gonna help!!!

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YEAH !!! FaceWAN ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So yeah, I'm feeling really good right now. I'm going to see Ember from the 20th to the 24th of this month, I'm so happy!! Also talking to Chemist in Teamspeak right now as well

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my mic is broke

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I ran into a major visual glitch in the scrapyard level of HL2

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So yeah... been drinking and such, I'm so bored right now but really buzzed listening to auto-tuned music.

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had an awsome night. went to a friend ( a new one...) and got high all night. and hid computer iszzzzz.... hmm..... OH yeah on a projector on an 72in screen! FUCKING AWESOME!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ohhhh yeah and he has CSS TOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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and i've been wondering...

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if this...

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