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Count Down From 5000

Started by o-m-f-g · Dec 06, 2008 · 2543 replies · 285593 views · Posts 1001–1050 of 2544
Post 1001
2010-07-20 04:27 UTC
3954

Now that's worthy of a laugh out loud in my eyes.
Post 1002
2010-07-20 05:23 UTC
3953


yes, image macros certainly get the laughs around the internets here and there



unless your a jew like m0cha_man
Post 1003
2010-07-21 00:08 UTC
3952

There's this spider by my door...
She had a few hundred spider babies, they're crawling all over the place.
Figured I'd let this brood live seeing how I killed two a week ago.
Post 1004
2010-07-21 17:32 UTC
3951

I am learning to drive. I am also learning to drive a manual. While this may not complicate any future efforts for a manual transmission car, it makes the present a bitch.

I nearly rolled back into a van today. She got pissed off. I'm still trying to learn how to start off smoothly, and it doesn't help when a horn is blaring in my ears.
:wcc:When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD. I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!:wcc:
Post 1005
2010-07-22 23:51 UTC
3950
Originally posted by smiffy, post: 45657:
3951

I am learning to drive. I am also learning to drive a manual. While this may not complicate any future efforts for a manual transmission car, it makes the present a bitch.

I nearly rolled back into a van today. She got pissed off. I'm still trying to learn how to start off smoothly, and it doesn't help when a horn is blaring in my ears.



release gas pedal
clutch and shift gear
is is a bitch when stalling though
Post 1006
2010-07-23 14:59 UTC
3949

Posting from the Czech Republic with a small 512kb/s download. The loading time of the posting page took so long I forgot what number this post was gonna be.
Post 1007
2010-07-24 12:22 UTC
3948

I love my new phone. Now I can check the forums with no problems and ban people from the phone.
It is a my touch slide with android 2.1 os
Post 1008
2010-07-24 16:21 UTC
3947
Originally posted by Ownage, post: 45693:
I love my new phone. Now I can check the forums with no problems and ban people from the phone.
It is a my touch slide with android 2.1 os

I can do the same on mine, woooo go iPhone.

> Trust your technolust
Post 1009
2010-07-29 01:08 UTC
3946



Post 1010
2010-07-29 23:07 UTC
Originally posted by m0cha_man, post: 45732:
3946
*Rather large picture of a gun and smiley*


3945

Erm... what?
Post 1011
2010-07-30 05:34 UTC
Originally posted by MoonDawg, post: 45750:
3945

Erm... what?


3944


its not a smiley


Post 1012
2010-07-30 10:58 UTC
3943

...What is it then?
Post 1013
2010-07-30 12:37 UTC
3942

FacePunch smileys and airsoft(?) gun.
Post 1014
2010-07-30 19:06 UTC
3941
Originally posted by matthaios, post: 45762:
3942

SA smileys and paintball(?) gun.


fix'd 6╝,£ÄΣ±{=
Post 1015
2010-07-31 05:50 UTC
3940
YouTube- wallride to 180 rollback
Post 1016
2010-07-31 06:07 UTC
3939


Uploaded with ImageShack.us
Post 1017
2010-07-31 11:59 UTC
3938

I'm sorry, but I have to go protect John Conner...
Post 1018
2010-08-02 06:34 UTC
hmmm how weird... got to kill him!

YIP YIP HURRAY!!! owned Ownage and Billy at GG today !

where can i find the ip of the surf server???

3937
Post 1019
2010-08-04 11:50 UTC
3936

I wonder if someone can make a facewan forums app. That would be so awesome.
Post 1020
2010-08-04 12:29 UTC
3935
Originally posted by chemist, post: 45810:
where can i find the ip of the surf server???

jolteon.facewan.com:27017

> Trust your technolust
Post 1021
2010-08-05 07:31 UTC
3934

On da phone being board at work. Ugh this sux.....
Post 1022
2010-08-06 10:57 UTC
3933
I am at work taking a shit and getting paid to do it.
Post 1023
2010-08-08 23:01 UTC
3932

I'm getting ready to be kicked out of my dad's house (I'm almost 17 btw). He's really pissed for no apparent reason. You might think that I wouldn't feel pretty good about this, but I actually feel great.

Also, simultaneously with the above, I'm raging at this computer's decision to shit its own BIOS.

I hate HP so much right now.
:wcc:When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD. I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!:wcc:
Post 1024
2010-08-08 23:50 UTC
3931


first time smoking weed ever.


so me and my friends were at an achreage and we smoked weed. we went back into the house because he hides his weed in a field in a container under a piece of wood in a bag. when we got back to the house, i didn't feel anything, that was until i started feeling a bit dizzy. so i layed down and closed my eyes on the couch and thought i passed out so i opened my eyes, nope. so i close them again, shits really dizzy feels like im in space, so i imagine me runnning up a wall and i actually moved my arms and legs and it felt so real because i moved while closing my eyes moves me in my dreams, so i look like i have a seizure. then i sobered up and biked into town.
Post 1025
2010-08-09 00:09 UTC
3930


Shitty weed will do that to you.
Post 1026
2010-08-09 07:09 UTC
3929


i don't think im going to try that shit again in a while
Post 1027
2010-08-09 19:42 UTC
3928

So... I did some mathematics....
In this countdown, my number is 3928 (As you can see.)
My post number is 1027.
We're counting down from 5000, so...

5000 - 1027 = 3973
We are off by 45, unless I missed something.
Post 1028
2010-08-10 02:38 UTC
double posts silly

3927
Post 1029
2010-08-10 07:12 UTC
3926

Any idea of this :b? Anyways, going to gmod :D
Post 1030
2010-08-11 19:41 UTC
3925

Currently working for tips at a Chinese restaurant. No one tips worth shit. Only made like $35 in the two days I've been working.
:wcc:When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD. I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!:wcc:
Post 1031
2010-08-12 15:53 UTC
3970
You know how the economy is...
Besides, its a Chinese restaurant, no one ever gives more then 2 bucks as a tip.
Post 1032
2010-08-12 21:46 UTC
3969

The most I've gotten as a tip so far is like 3 bucks. At least I'm getting some money. When I started working, I only had $1.25 available. Now I have around $55 cash.
:wcc:When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD. I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!:wcc:
Post 1033
2010-08-13 00:19 UTC
3968



Yea you guys need to learn how to count. I am fixing all of the post...
Post 1034
2010-08-13 00:51 UTC
3967

I know how to count.

I just read about Bioshock Infinite. The only thing I could say is: What the fuck?
:wcc:When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD. I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!:wcc:
Post 1035
2010-08-13 09:32 UTC
3966

Originally posted by smiffy, post: 45975:
3967

I know how to count.



Well we were like 40 post off
Post 1036
2010-08-13 14:06 UTC
3965

I noticed that a long time ago, but I figured that I would just roll with it.
:wcc:When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD. I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!:wcc:
Post 1037
2010-08-15 06:55 UTC
3965 <---- suppose to be 3964


im 08?
Post 1038
2010-08-15 14:57 UTC
3963

I'm 07 :cool:
Post 1039
2010-08-15 15:53 UTC
3962

Originally posted by m0cha_man, post: 45996:
3965


im 08?


learn how to countdown....you have messed up more numbers then i can think of
Post 1040
2010-08-16 20:50 UTC
Originally posted by Ownage, post: 46002:
3962



learn how to countdown....you have messed up more numbers then i can think of


3961


nou
Post 1041
2010-08-16 21:30 UTC
3960


KieranRoxPl needs to go away. He is so annoying. Let me know if anyone else has the same kinda problems with this guy.
Post 1042
2010-08-17 18:30 UTC
3959

I had a pretty interesting conversation with Kieran the other day.
He told me to funnel an African American male's sexual organ (Wasn't worded like that, but I'm sure you get my meaning).
Post 1043
2010-08-17 20:21 UTC
3958

Originally posted by MoonDawg, post: 46035:
3959

I had a pretty interesting conversation with Kieran the other day.
He told me to funnel an African American male's sexual organ (Wasn't worded like that, but I'm sure you get my meaning).






Why would he say that to you? I don't care really. I am happy that I do not have to get a message or hear from him every 2 seconds. I recommend that everyone blocks this person and deletes him off of all friends list.
Post 1044
2010-08-18 21:49 UTC
3957

I take it this Kieran dude is a pain in the ass? haven't been on steam in a while so haven't heard of him

Oh, and MoonDawg, getting tips in a chinese restaurant isn't easy but one time, this woman threw 50£ at me when I was doing her bill. It looked good. Until my mum (owner) took it >.<
I am 54% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you? <--- Got to earn some modern warfare 2 trophies >.<
Post 1045
2010-08-18 23:03 UTC
Originally posted by Mei, post: 46044:
3957

I take it this Kieran dude is a pain in the ass? haven't been on steam in a while so haven't heard of him

Oh, and MoonDawg, getting tips in a chinese restaurant isn't easy but one time, this woman threw 50£ at me when I was doing her bill. It looked good. Until my mum (owner) took it >.<


3956

WoW Mei I have not seen you in a while. I thought you died or something. :D
Post 1046
2010-08-19 01:54 UTC
Originally posted by Ownage, post: 46047:
3956

WoW Mei I have not seen you in a while. I thought you died or something. :D


3955

Haven't died just yet! I've been in Hong Kong for the last month and didn't really touch any computers till I got back to UK which is why no one has heard from me.
Nice to see everyone is still here though! :D:D:D
I am 54% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you? <--- Got to earn some modern warfare 2 trophies >.<
Post 1047
2010-08-19 03:13 UTC
3954

Welcome back Mei! We did not forget about you...
Notice how we didn't sell your stuff on eBay?

Oh, btw, he said that to me because I was giving him tips on how to grief a HL2DM server. Apparently he was trying the stuff as I told him, and he got banned, so he cursed me out. :/
Post 1048
2010-08-20 00:44 UTC
3953


Got gmail working on my phone. Going to try and put teamspeak on it tomarrow.
Post 1049
2010-08-20 11:12 UTC
3952

...I chipped my tooth the other day.
Doesn't hurt though.
Post 1050
2010-08-21 02:24 UTC
3951

Went on the gungame server yesterday and found it pretty dead for the hour or two I was in there >.< maybe I dropped in at a bad time.

I think jet lag got me bad after coming back from Hong Kong. I keep falling asleep between 8.00pm - midnight. I'm losing hours!!!!!
I am 54% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you? <--- Got to earn some modern warfare 2 trophies >.<