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So the other day my dad was sitting on the couch playing Forza Motorsport 3. He was getting ready to start a race, and then all of a sudden he looks at me and says "Hey you have a permit. Here, drive." And he tosses me the controller. I was confused, but I drove a weird French car that almost felt like a brick on wheels.
:wcc:When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD. I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!:wcc: