Count Down From 5000

Originally posted by Furchee, post: 53607, member: 5118:

2807

Get a memory editor, find the number address and swap the values with 5 billion.
Aka noonegivesashit
notsurprisedyouplaythat
probablynotevenajokepost
youreapieceofshitbutistillloveyouandwouldprobablytouchtipswithyounonotreallybutseriouslythoughroflolmao

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Hey it's not my fault that i get bored at work.....sofuckofffaggot

2805,
Well...just got back from a doctors appointment and found out I still have lead fragments of 7.62x39 rounds in my lower back and two in my left shoulder blade -.- The funny thing is...during my little time in Fallujah, I never told any of the corpsman to check out my back, I would be to embarrassed to tell anyone....guess it came back to bight me in the ass this time around, because I have been having back and shoulder pain out the ass the last few years.

Originally posted by OXX, post: 53609, member: 5360:

2805,
Well...just got back from a doctors appointment and found out I still have lead fragments of 7.62x39 rounds in my lower back and two in my left shoulder blade -.- The funny thing is...during my little time in Fallujah, I never told any of the corpsman to check out my back, I would be to embarrassed to tell anyone....guess it came back to bight me in the ass this time around, because I have been having back and shoulder pain out the ass the last few years.

2804

aw that sucks man :/ hope you get well soon bro.

Originally posted by OXX, post: 53609, member: 5360:

2805,
Well...just got back from a doctors appointment and found out I still have lead fragments of 7.62x39 rounds in my lower back and two in my left shoulder blade -.- The funny thing is...during my little time in Fallujah, I never told any of the corpsman to check out my back, I would be to embarrassed to tell anyone....guess it came back to bight me in the ass this time around, because I have been having back and shoulder pain out the ass the last few years.

2803
Ouch, gonna get them taken out very soon ?
Surprised pain is the only thing they've brought upon you.
Hope it all goes smooth and you feel much better after

2802
Shit sucks about your back and all OX, hopefully stuff will work out for you.
Also stumbled upon this while browsing the Master Race: https://i.imgur.com/GrGBDdo.jpg

Bonus content: It's my real life cake day, hooray!

2801,
That is awesome Infinity! And thanks gentlemen for the support. I was walking out of Home Depot with a few 2x4's and I tripped and fell on the ground, and this pregnant woman laughed at me.
The embarrassment was all to real....

2800

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Seriously.. Does Activision have NO fucking SHAME anymore?
Now they dare launch a new game OH BUT WAIT, we're sick of Modern Warfare so we'll just attempt to shove this Advanced Warfare up yo ass!
If I was given a wish of my choice, I'd rather have Activison and EA and whoever else is considered garbage these days to get wiped out from the face of this planet rather than swimming in money myself.
It's just heart breaking sad to see what more bullshit they can pull out of their asses before they run out of ideas.
Oh wait.. they can't!
Kids be growing up chewing Doritos and mouth washing with Mountain Dew like it's candy with crack.
The day the Carl on Duty franchise dies will be like the national day for gamers where we celebrate the freedom of not being forced to have piles of dogshit shoved up our throats.

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2798

Seems like you need to get out more.

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Originally posted by Furchee, post: 53632, member: 5118:

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Seems like you need to get out more.

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2797

I couldn't care less about your opinion to be honest, not to mention that you even bought that abomination of a 2spooky4me game for the potato box lol.

Edit: Kinda figured that this post #2797 was pushing the joke too far so I'll just keep silent about my CoD hatred for now I suppose.

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Hail god or whatever, spring has finally happened to russia. It was kinda rash though, and hot (25C) weather, dry everything (except for parks and shady neighborhoods, theres still snow) doesnt fucking correlate with naked trees and complete lack of grass and shit. Oh, wait, there is shit. Lots of shit. And leaves. From autumn. They are still there. Anyways, bike season is open! Yay!

2795
This is art.

2794

Originally posted by Brainles5, post: 53637, member: 5241:

This is art.

No! Trap sucks. And this video is vulgar as hell. But kinda satiric tho.
Oh, and you forgot your number, which is 2795.

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Wut.. I see it's been a while i was here. New forum, dragons and shit

2792

Originally posted by Xhizors, post: 53641, member: 4081:

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Wut.. I see it's been a while i was here. New forum, dragons and shit

Well, hello there, young man! As you may have already noticed, we also got communism and hookers! And root beer! Hell mother fucking yes!

2791

Possibly one of the best starts of a weekend I've had so far when I got an early arrival of an order I was waiting to get here two weeks later from now:

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Michael Bay would be proud.

Originally posted by Furchee, post: 53679, member: 5118:

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Michael Bay would be proud.

2789

Indeed.

2788

So origin is giving a free copy of Plants VS Zombies for everyone ... stuff ... words ... dunno how long it will be free for ... click it asap ... legitdontworryyoutrustmeright? ... meow ...

https://www.origin.com/en-us/store/buy/plants-vs-zombies/mac-pc-download/base-game/standard-edition

Originally posted by Furchee, post: 53688, member: 5118:

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So origin is giving a free copy of Plants VS Zombies for everyone ... stuff ... words ... dunno how long it will be free for ... click it asap ... legitdontworryyoutrustmeright? ... meow ...

https://www.origin.com/en-us/store/buy/plants-vs-zombies/mac-pc-download/base-game/standard-edition

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Origin started doing this free game stuff last month I believe. I think they're going with some free game every month thing, but I'm not exactly sure on that though.

2786

Guess i shouldn't leave all my homework for Sunday night, Bio and English

2785

Saw these two on FP, I thought they were pretty cool because it's Russians with weapons.

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Originally posted by Furchee, post: 53716, member: 5118:

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Gross. This is the worstestest, shittiestest "meme" i ever seen. Luckily, this shit is relatively rare and i only struggle to contain my pukes twice a day.

Originally posted by HadZnak, post: 53730, member: 5422:

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Gross. This is the worstestest, shittiestest "meme" i ever seen. Luckily, this shit is relatively rare and i only struggle to contain my pukes twice a day.

Right back at you, except with the dumb fucking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face

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Originally posted by HadZnak, post: 53730, member: 5422:

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Gross. This is the worstestest, shittiestest "meme" i ever seen. Luckily, this shit is relatively rare and i only struggle to contain my pukes twice a day.

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Not sure if serious ? If you are, I'll just point to that image in your signature and say that if I have to put up with that shit, you can put up with a little bit of memes.
Oh and yes, mathyson has quite a point there. Ironic, actually

Originally posted by Furchee, post: 53733, member: 5118:

2779
Not sure if serious ? If you are, I'll just point to that image in your signature and say that if I have to put up with that shit, you can put up with a little bit of memes.
Oh and yes, mathyson has quite a point there. Ironic, actually

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I couldnt care less, actually. Just pointing at shitty things and saying "thats one shitty thing" and not giving a fuck about others doing the same.

Not as rich as some of you people, but it gonna be pretty swell.

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Originally posted by Brainles5, post: 53736, member: 5241:

Not as rich as some of you people, but it gonna be pretty swell.

Well, this shit costs like average "slightly above average" salary around here, dont know about sweden thought.

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If we were to be picky about everyone's avatar, signature or usage of memes and image macro's then this ain't no different from the horrible moderation reddit has on certain subreddits.
And not even mentioning getting banned from FacePunch for posting memes. We're all having our dandy chat here let's just do whatever.

What's that? Don't want random images? Well shit..

Originally posted by Infinity, post: 53739, member: 4623:

2775

If we were to be picky about everyone's avatar, signature or usage of memes and image macro's then this ain't no different from the horrible moderation reddit has on certain subreddits.
And not even mentioning getting banned from FacePunch for posting memes. We're all having our dandy chat here let's just do whatever.

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Facepunch doesn't ban for memes; you'll be a certified dumbass to 90% of the population if you post unfunny shit like doge or troll faces, but they aren't bannable. They ban for image macros though, which is quite understandable since they never really contribute to any discussion anyways.

Oh well, this isn't Facepunch, this is FaceWAN and the forums here are pretty much just random chat and hillarious ban/unban requests. I don't think we should really look into giving two shits about memes or macros here.

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Link of the day: https://204.178.9.51/tts/speech/1396a1f7af2060f5bdb8f718b82695a9.wav

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I guess Battlefield: Hardline is a thing. Just saw a trailer a couple of minutes ago, but it was taken down. For those who don't know, it's essentially a cops and robbers game. From what I saw in the trailer, it seems like it might be a bit too action-y and combat heavy to be an actual tactical cops and robbers game. I'll still probably end up trying it out since I did enjoy BF4, but I'm pretty skeptical right now as to whether they can pull off the concept well or not.

Edit:

Might be deleted while I'm not around to check the forums, but here it is anyways:

Originally posted by HadZnak, post: 53741, member: 5422:

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Link of the day: https://204.178.9.51/tts/speech/1396a1f7af2060f5bdb8f718b82695a9.wav

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I agree, this link is great.

Originally posted by matthaios, post: 53744, member: 78:

2771

I agree, this link is great.

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Woops, seems like the shit was temporal.

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What a delightful day today

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No one wants to see a picture of your mother Brainless, especially that close.

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Originally posted by Brainles5, post: 53747, member: 5241:

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1

2/10 would not bang

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It's been a while since I posted in here, between working and moving the servers, I've been so busy. Anyway here is a video:

Complete with Lyrics:
yyyyiaaaaaaaaa shababdudbubu shabararidibir yeeeeehooooo iiiiiiooooooaaoo eeiiiiiiiaaaaaaoooooooii ettettara shabrashabarashabara shabaridbarashabarduberedeeeeeaaaaoooeeaaeeaoooooooo"

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Sas.

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https://store.steampowered.com/app/63380/
Free for today and today only. GRAB IT WHILE YOU CAN!!!

Oh and also

2762,
Sorry for my extended absence fellas, had a slight problem with a hard-drive failing. My hard drive threw in the towel after a good 4 years of use...so I was supposed to JUST upgrade the hard-drive, well....Solid-State Drives now...
I bought two Samsung SSDs and put them in RAID 10. I thought I was done there, but I got a little bit spending happy, and bought a ASUS X-79 Motherboard, a Intel i7-4820K CPU @3.70GHz, 32Gbs of RAM, a fan, and Windows Ultimate. Oh, and a few zip-ties.

Originally posted by OXX, post: 53759, member: 5360:

2762,
Sorry for my extended absence fellas, had a slight problem with a hard-drive failing. My hard drive threw in the towel after a good 4 years of use...so I was supposed to JUST upgrade the hard-drive, well....Solid-State Drives now...
I bought two Samsung SSDs and put them in RAID 10. I thought I was done there, but I got a little bit spending happy, and bought a ASUS X-79 Motherboard, a Intel i7-4820K CPU @3.70GHz, 32Gbs of RAM, a fan, and Windows Ultimate. Oh, and a few zip-ties.

2761

This is like those posts you see on /r/pcmasterrace when people head into like Fry's or Microcenter to get a new CPU cooler and they end up with like two GTX 780's and a new motherboard and actually forget buying the CPU cooler haha.

2760

Classic.

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Guys like to play a match with me on csgo :D? Rank?

Originally posted by .Doc., post: 53762, member: 5439:

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Guys like to play a match with me on csgo :D? Rank?

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Sorry, no can do.

Originally posted by Infinity, post: 53763, member: 4623:

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Sorry, no can do.

2757

What's wrong? Not good at playing?