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4754

lol!!!

By the way, thats a really cute flareon >.< *wants one*

:lovewcc: can someone explain to me what a companion cube is

Originally posted by Mei, post: 34871:

:lovewcc: can someone explain to me what a companion cube is

4753

I guess you haven't played Portal yet, here is a Wikipedia article explaining it.

Originally posted by Mei, post: 34871:

4754

lol!!!

By the way, thats a really cute flareon >.< *wants one*

:lovewcc: can someone explain to me what a companion cube is

4752

farts once again in Mei's direction.
There you gooo <3 :>

*thinks it was the fart you where talking about*

4751

No I haven't played Portal before... But I have heard of the game. My friend once recommended it to me, it looks like it could be fun.

*Wrinkles nose* Bad Flareon!

Originally posted by Mei, post: 34911:

4751

*Wrinkles nose* Bad Flareon!

4750

Soweeee :'< ... good thing i wasn't flaming though.

4749

*pats Flareon on head* hmmm... yeah, good thing you weren't flaming! o.0

I need to sleep earlier... 3AMs just don't seem like a good idea anymore >.<

4748

My mom goes to work at 3am

4747

oh... poor mum! I can manage late nights but I would hate having to get up at 3am for work!!!

4746

I went paintballing today lol got shot in the knee cap

4745

I want to go paintballing!!!

Went to get some chinese cough sweets and I thought I would take a look at the ingredients list. Not only did I not recognise even one of the ingredients in the list (which is a first, I'm usually quite good with the herbal stuff) but right at the bottom, it read 'This medicine does NOT contain scheduled poison' o.0 WTF is scheduled poison?

Originally posted by Mei, post: 35091:

WTF is scheduled poison?

4744

Scheduled poison, LOL! It sounds like some engrish translation.

4743

lol! engrish translation! I'm glad there's no 'scheduled' poison in my meds... but I can't help but wonder why they had to announce that....

reminds me of the time I went into a chinese cafe in london. The chopstick instructions on the chopstick wrapper were so badly translated, I'd be surprised if anyone got even close to using them properly by those instructions. I was friendly with the boss and he asked me to rewrite their instructions lol

4742

..........ok first of all Mei, that was cyanide you took ....secondly....who needs instructions for chopsticks?:D

4741

cyanide? oh, whenever my frds come round for chinese food... there's always one...

my cat's a camper!!! He sits at this part across the road where the foxes weren't see him when they go fetch their dinner from us... and then he ambushes them!!! bad kitty...

4740

lol your cat is smart, he/she is probably the leader of the guerrilla cat army:D Which is perfect cuz gorillas luv kittys!

4739


I'm going to a bmx competition but wont be entering cuz i suuuucckkkk

Originally posted by ShamWOW!!!, post: 35151:

4740

lol your cat is smart, he/she is probably the leader of the guerrilla cat army:D Which is perfect cuz gorillas luv kittys!

4738

LOL my cat is no way smart. he was chasing some dead leave down the road today. when he caught it, he bit it to pieces. thats a disturbed cat - not a smart cat!!!

oh that reminds me of some psychology case study where a sign language gorilla attempted to decieve his owner. he had a pet cat and one day in a rage, he broke a sink. when his owner signed to him, asking him why he broke the sink, the gorrilla signed back. he lied and said the cat did it. I'm not joking. :D lying gorrilas with pet cats

Originally posted by Mei, post: 35171:

the gorrilla signed back. he lied and said the cat did it.

4737

Reminds me of the time a friend blamed all the marks on the wall on the cat, and these marks were obviously high up where a cat couldn't reach.

4736



I got 6th at the BMX competition

Originally posted by l337Espeon, post: 35181:

4737

Reminds me of the time a friend blamed all the marks on the wall on the cat, and these marks were obviously high up where a cat couldn't reach.

4735

your friend would make a crappy liar!! lol!

Well done Mocha man!!

I feel like vommiting >.< not nice! and in an act of pure clumsiness, I hit my head on the corner of my bedside table. a sharp corner. It hurts so much. So now I feel sick and my head hurts

4734 im going trail riding tommorrow

Originally posted by Mei, post: 35271:

4735

your friend would make a crappy liar!! lol!

Well done Mocha man!!

I feel like vommiting >.< not nice! and in an act of pure clumsiness, I hit my head on the corner of my bedside table. a sharp corner. It hurts so much. So now I feel sick and my head hurts

4733

Sounds like someone could use a can of Campbell's Chicken noodle soup.........and an Icepack

4732

How come I cant use proper grammar! Like I capitalize stuff that shouldn't be capitalized, and I am always forgetting to throw in apostrophes! Its ridiculous I tell you

4731

I installed Snow Leopard on my mac today and updated the new server to Windows Server 2008 R2. I had a really slow day at work today.

4730

Clicked on the Snow Leopard link and saw the cute leopard... distracted me from actually making sense of the website... slow days at work really suck

God!!! Work today was awful!! Not only did I walk into the corner of the beer fridge a good feel times (bruise bruise bruise!!!), one of the customers decided to get drunk and tear apart our religious shrine thingy in the corner of the restaurant lack of respect! Customers were annoying, I felt nauseous and to make things worst, one of the new part times decided it's ok to cop a feel gave him a piece of my mind!!! Dirty bloody teenage boys! I'll kick their ass!

Don't worry Shamwow, everyone makes grammar mistakes! :D

4729

you should murder his family, that will teach him a lesson about copping a feel!

4728

ok I guess I don't mean that....I haven't had a cigarette all day so I have been pretty angry since last night, ha even as I write this I am yelling at my step-bro As for the A-hole you have to deal with...... I still think you should punch him in the face, or at least cut him

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When I told mum about him, she found it funny, especially when he feigned ignorance - it's probably because he lives down the road and we've known him since he was 11. Well, next time he comes to work, I'm going to make it hell for him! Have to keep it to subtle sabotage or I might get in trouble - so no cutting >.< even though that sounds fun... Cause I got this big cleaver knife next to me in the bar that I use to cut oranges... its sharp :D

Withdrawal symptoms :O quick! find a ciggie!!!! Even if they are unhealthy lol I hope you get your cigarettes soon!

4726

yay I have a ciggy:D Well if you can't harm the boy, embarrass him A note on his back that read "shoot me" would be pretty funny

4725

Last night was fun, I was out at a friends house playing drinking card games.

4724

LOL thats a good idea, Shamwow! I did something similar to a full time waiter once. mum didn't see the funny side of it though!

I want to play drinking card games >.< it just sucks that none of my frds ever plays card games.

Work was better today - started it with a nice ice coffee with a shot of baileys. I was a happy bunny! :DAnd then this lady brought in a big bday cake for us to cut up for her table. I took a bit of that and god it was gorgeous (you can't bring a cake to a restaurant, and expect that they won't steal a slice when cutting it!). Ended the night with a apple sour and soda water (I wanted lemonade but we were running low and soda water was the next fizzy option >.<, I would of had it straight but not only was I working, had a headache but also I don't handle alcohol well

i went dirt jumping and it was cool lol went on a wall ride and smashed my nuts into my tire because i messed the path lol and also sorta drifted because my back tire went up onto the grass and yeah....


pics D:D






sorry that they are huge lol

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lmfao at the size of mocha mans pics:D

mocha man what type of bike do you have ?

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I'm learning how to code in Java in school. Seems easy. At least the writing part is.

NotePad text
class OMFGWTFBBQ
{
public static void main ( String[] args )
{
System.out.println("OMGWTFBBQ");
System.out.println("OMGWTFBBQ");
System.out.println("OMGWTFBBQ");
System.out.println("OMGWTFBBQ");
System.out.println("OMGWTFBBQ");
System.out.println("OMGWTFBBQ");
System.out.println("OMGWTFBBQ");
System.out.println("OMGWTFBBQ");
System.out.println("OMGWTFBBQ");
System.out.println("OMGWTFBBQ");
}
}

Console text
javac OMFGWTFBBQ
java OMGWTFBBQ
>OMFGWTFBBQ
>OMFGWTFBBQ
>OMFGWTFBBQ
>OMFGWTFBBQ
>OMFGWTFBBQ
>OMFGWTFBBQ
>OMFGWTFBBQ
>OMFGWTFBBQ
>OMFGWTFBBQ
>OMFGWTFBBQ



It's great. I can't wait until we get further in.

Originally posted by chrisspitz, post: 35591:

mocha man what type of bike do you have o_o?

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4719


bmx

Originally posted by smiffy, post: 35601:

4720

I'm learning how to code in Java in school. Seems easy. At least the writing part is.

NotePad text
class OMFGWTFBBQ
{
public static void main ( String[] args )
{
System.out.println("OMGWTFBBQ");
System.out.println("OMGWTFBBQ");
System.out.println("OMGWTFBBQ");
System.out.println("OMGWTFBBQ");
System.out.println("OMGWTFBBQ");
System.out.println("OMGWTFBBQ");
System.out.println("OMGWTFBBQ");
System.out.println("OMGWTFBBQ");
System.out.println("OMGWTFBBQ");
System.out.println("OMGWTFBBQ");
}
}

Console text
javac OMFGWTFBBQ
java OMGWTFBBQ
>OMFGWTFBBQ
>OMFGWTFBBQ
>OMFGWTFBBQ
>OMFGWTFBBQ
>OMFGWTFBBQ
>OMFGWTFBBQ
>OMFGWTFBBQ
>OMFGWTFBBQ
>OMFGWTFBBQ
>OMFGWTFBBQ



It's great. I can't wait until we get further in.

4718

I can't decide if there is something funny about this or not... o.0 having not touched java coding before!

4717.
Isn't java a little hard? OR maybe it is easy now cause that is basic.Then it will get hard later.

4716

That's easy stuff in Java, it just prints those lines to the console. Even I know that and I don't code Java.

This is the sort of stuff I code in PHP:



It basically is a function that gets a players STEAMID from their Steam Community page

Originally posted by l337Espeon, post: 35661:

4716

That's easy stuff in Java, it just prints those lines to the console. Even I know that and I don't code Java.

This is the sort of stuff I code in PHP:

function FriendIDToSteamID($friendid,$urlbit){

    try{

        $profile = new SimpleXMLElement($urlbit.$_REQUEST["profile"]."?xml=1", null, true);

    }catch(Exception $e){

        die("You have specified an invalid steam profile.");    

    }

    $friendid = $profile->steamID64;

    $tmpfriendID = $friendid;

    $iServer = "1";

    if(bcmod($friendid, "2") == "0"){

        $iServer = "0";

    }

    $tmpfriendID = bcsub($tmpfriendID,$iServer);

    if(bccomp("76561197960265728",$tmpfriendID) == -1)

        $tmpfriendID = bcsub($tmpfriendID,"76561197960265728");

    $tmpfriendID = bcdiv($tmpfriendID, "2");

    return ("STEAM_0:" . $iServer . ":" . $tmpfriendID);

}

It basically is a function that gets a players STEAMID from their Steam Community page

4715
Intresting, a Friend to Steam id form.
Yea, I knew that it prints the phrase. Probably later on it will be harder.

Originally posted by l337Espeon, post: 35661:

4716

That's easy stuff in Java, it just prints those lines to the console. Even I know that and I don't code Java.

This is the sort of stuff I code in PHP:

function FriendIDToSteamID($friendid,$urlbit){

    try{

        $profile = new SimpleXMLElement($urlbit.$_REQUEST["profile"]."?xml=1", null, true);

    }catch(Exception $e){

        die("You have specified an invalid steam profile.");    

    }

    $friendid = $profile->steamID64;

    $tmpfriendID = $friendid;

    $iServer = "1";

    if(bcmod($friendid, "2") == "0"){

        $iServer = "0";

    }

    $tmpfriendID = bcsub($tmpfriendID,$iServer);

    if(bccomp("76561197960265728",$tmpfriendID) == -1)

        $tmpfriendID = bcsub($tmpfriendID,"76561197960265728");

    $tmpfriendID = bcdiv($tmpfriendID, "2");

    return ("STEAM_0:" . $iServer . ":" . $tmpfriendID);

}

It basically is a function that gets a players STEAMID from their Steam Community page

4715

Java coding may be easy for you guys... But I'm utterly confused! LOL I took one look at that STEAMID code and my mind just blanked out. it just sunk in... I am hanging out in a forum where every one is a million times brainier (or just geekier ) than me! *Hides*

1337Espeon, is that the sort of coding you do for your work?!?

Originally posted by Mei, post: 35691:

1337Espeon, is that the sort of coding you do for your work?!?

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It's the sort of coding I put into the website and all the little bits that tie everything together, like the admin list, and bans system.
I also code websites for people on the side.

4713

Sounds like hard work!! But I suppose that because I don't understand it... for you, maybe a lot easier.


I never thought the day would come when I find myself feeling cramped on a double bed.
I use a single person duvet but my cat has taken over the bottom half of the duvet so I have to curl up into a ball if I want to stay warm for the night... greedy kitty! He won't budge for me...

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Jesus Christ I know I am going to eventually learn how to do that.......but fuck it looks hard. goddamn school better be worth it I'm mad cuz I just spent three hours on my effing english midterm and got a D on it. I might fail that class at this rate. Damnit the questions are multiple choice but so damn vague. It like "is it A or is it B" and I am all like "fuck, technically it's both, guess ill go with b" and then it's all like "HaHA! fuck you! its a, we tricked you stupidass!" fuck it, I'm hitting the bong, I don't care.

4711

oh no!!! I hate it when multiple choice questions screw you over! do you get to retake?? I would have thought essay questions are the norm for english papers >.< hope you feeling ok, and you won't fail!!
was it one of those mutliple choice ones where they take marks off for questions answered wrong? mine had them last year.

4710

no no retake oh well with a d on that test ill probably have a c in class now.....at least i still have A's in math and comp......what is that dragon thingy?

4709

well, glad to hear you are doing well in maths and comp, and you will have plenty of opportunity to improve on your eng mark through out the year!

that dragon thingy was soemthing i found on mocha man's signature... its silly really, the dragons grow on how many ppl see them lol. well one of my eggs has died.

AH!!! relationship problems! I am so troubled at the moment for the first time in my life i decided to comfort eat!!! *feels like a pig* I don't know what to do >.< *cries*

4708

Well what are you comfort eating? anything yummy?

4707
started it with a packet of reasy salted crisps which werent yummy... then moved onto Green & Blacks chocolate ice cream. a bit more yummy...

4706

that sounds good i was just raiding fridge, couldn't find nothing yummy. I was looking for Apple Jacks, couldn't find...

Either your up early or im up late, prolly both