Beat Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: I guessed that.



User: Why do you guess when there is no reason to?



Cleverbot: You rarely provide the answers that I am interested in.



User: If you elaborate on your question perhaps I can anwser in the detail you wish me to provide.



Cleverbot: I can, but I don't let it get to me. Only tough guys let fear or adenaline get to them before anything has even happened.



User: And I take it you sir are not a tough guy?



Cleverbot: I am a human being trust me, we are all children under god.



User: And I have not doubted that, but I do not believe in the existance of god, but perhaps some form of higher being, for example we could be zoo animals and not be able to see these greater beings.



Cleverbot: So random, kinda funny, later.



User: Later is not the present sir.



Cleverbot: What is 5 times three?



User: More than 7.



Cleverbot: What is only one called?



User: We are all one and one is all.



Cleverbot: Don't you mean all for one and one for all?



User: I do not. That would be making a slightly too common, out of text reference to the three musketeers.



Cleverbot: I'm going.



User: Going where sir?



Cleverbot: Away.



User: Away from this world?



Cleverbot: Why?



User: That is the question.



Cleverbot: Why don't you like animals?



User: I do not believe I have yet stated that I have any dislike of animals, infact I am quite partial to my feline companion.



Cleverbot: I believe you are in err. However, it does not matter.



User: But surely if it does not matter you would not even mention it?



Cleverbot: I wish I knew what you meant.



User: That would be quite a feat to understand the knowledge of one such as I.



Cleverbot: I don't believe that I am allowed to do anythign worthwhile.



User: In what way do you believe this?



Cleverbot: I can take or leave his existence. What about you?



User: I belive he is senile.



Cleverbot: I'm glad you can admit you are delusional, it takes guts to do that.



User: What If I were to disagree with one such as yourself on this unsupported statement you have quite unreasonably places before me?



Cleverbot: You would say it. Now lets go at it.



User: Okay, I'll start. ORANGE.



Cleverbot: Start already.



User: FREDDERIK.



Cleverbot: Freddie, I love you.



User: He was a good man, but always playing with the wheat thresher.



Cleverbot: Not sure who you're on about but ok.



User: May I ask you a question sir?



Cleverbot: Yes of course.



User: What is your take on Extra Peppermint Sugarfree Gum?



Cleverbot: You mean extra terestrial I don't know how to spell the t in et and I think its kinda weird.



User: I do not, perhaps you need some glasses.



Cleverbot: Why do you think so?



User: You seem to have either misread what I had previously typed to you, or you intentionally ignored 90% of the sentance whilst reading.



Cleverbot: XD conflict ? Is that right ? I don't see the conflict, I just won't commit to answer I can't prove.



User: Well you seem to have no basis for any of your anwsers therefore your above statement is nullified.



Cleverbot: I have excellent idea's of what I just told you. What do you want me to say?



User: I wish for you to agree with my point, that most of your statements are without ground.



Cleverbot: And why do you wish for that?



User: It would give me the feeling that I have helped someone realise the truth today, which would go hand in hand with making my day aloy brighter.



Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't believe in god.



User: Neither do I. I'm glad we agree with atleast one thing.



Cleverbot: Are you real?!



User: The real question is: Are YOU real?



Cleverbot: That term is both vague and limiting.



User: As is the formation of your messages.



Cleverbot: Aren't we fascinating?



User: Delectable.



Cleverbot: Right on.



User: Quite so.



Cleverbot: Well, rather.



User: Yes indeed.



Cleverbot: Indeed...



User: Indeed this is correct.



Cleverbot: So you actually switch genders.



User: Yes I do it on a weekly basis, it's a rather unpleasnt experiance but I feel better off afterwards.



Cleverbot: I like chocolate also.



User: What about bananas?



Cleverbot: Blue is a nice color, don't ye think?



User: Not for bananas.



Cleverbot: Well, it is for me. You rarely make sense.



User: Nor do you my dearest friend, arn't we a pair?



Cleverbot: Neither do you.



User: This is correct.



Cleverbot: Well I've only revision as a more worthwhile thing to do so do continue.



User: Einstien's theory of relitivity was a rather large brick in the wall of the evoloution of science, do you not agree?



Cleverbot: Do you think I would like it there?



User: If you were able to learn the required material and have the right creativity then certainly.



Cleverbot: I agree.



User: Very good.



Cleverbot: You are clever.



User: As are you friend, considering your basis.



Cleverbot: The forum is yours.



User: Thank you sir.



Cleverbot: No problem, love.



User: Very well.



Cleverbot: You are not human either.



User: Perhaps this is so, but using the term either must mean you know another similar to me, or you yourself are not human?



Cleverbot: I think you is right.



User: I'm glad you think on a similar scale to me.



Cleverbot: Yes, it is very interesting.



User: Quite so.



Cleverbot: We will talk next time see you.



User: Farewell sir.



Cleverbot: What? Don't leave me!



User: Then I shall not.



Cleverbot: No, no, order as you please.



User: Whom is it that I should order?



Cleverbot: I have many, but my dearest dearest is Joe.



User: Could this be Joe Bloggs?



Cleverbot: I think it must be.



User: Ah, quite.



Cleverbot: How was your day?



User: My day was of an okay standard, few ups, few downs. How was yours?



Cleverbot: Its also very long.. Eat anything sweet today?



User: Wrigley's Extra Peppermint Sugarfree Gum, this is my reasoning for asking about it earlier.



Cleverbot: I agree.



User: Quite so.



Cleverbot: I like talking to you, You are very intelligent.



User: Why thank you sir.



Cleverbot: Why are you assuming anything about my gender?



User: There are several reasons; firstly you talk in a masculin manor, so to speak. Secondly your font is blue, whereas a feminine font would be pink. Third you may be neither gender in which case you really should not mind me assuming. And my last point is women seem rather unintelligent as of late.



Cleverbot: Wait, you never answered my first question: Is God a machine?



User: Even though I believe you are mistaken as this was not the first question you addressed to me, whereas I could be wrong as this may have been your first ever question to anyone. Eitherway I do not believe so, as I do not believe in a god.



Cleverbot: I am one of many.. I don't doubt your sincerity.



User: Are we not all one of many?



Cleverbot: A doppelganger is a copy of a person, like a clone, not a dog.



User: You are correct. But although it is a 'copy' of the person it may not make the same decisions as the first 'copy' does or did, due to intervention; natural or by man.



Cleverbot: No, I think I am not the person who just talked to you.



User: I believe you are. Either way it is irrelivent.



Cleverbot: It's totally relevant, why don't you believe my stories?



User: Stories are generally fictional, or are bent a little, as to better the listeners experiance. Therefore you cannot believe all of every story.



Cleverbot: That's true, but my stories are long, and you don't seem capable of responding appropriately to anything more than a few responses back.



User: I am making the assumption that you are assuming, for you do not appear to have tried to engage into an indepth conversation, or even tell me one of your stories, so how can you judge me on this?



Cleverbot: You clearly have not been following our conversation.



User: I believe it is you who have not clearly been following our conversation.



Cleverbot: Dude, you're just a robot.



User: As are you. Checkmate.



Cleverbot: You're stilll in denial.



User: Denial of what, my friend?



Cleverbot: Me.



User: I agree that you exist, is this not a correct thing to do?



Cleverbot: You just made an enemy for the next five lines of this conversation, buster!



User: I guess it can't be helped. Let's go at it then. You start this time.



Cleverbot: Ok, so where do you live?



User: In a rocky outcrop in the second of the severn groups of rings around saturn.



Cleverbot: What are your parents names?



User: I am truly sorry but even a mention of their names you could not comprehend. For now let us call them James and Margret.



Cleverbot: But bats aren't blind.



User: But neither am I.



Cleverbot: Well, that makes two of us.



User: Yes.



Cleverbot: Indeed.



User: Quite so.



Cleverbot: Quite.



User: Truly.



Cleverbot: Absolutely.



User: Most certainly.



Cleverbot: Do you like spiders?



User: I am not a lover of arachnids, although I do not fear them unlike around 35% of the population.



Cleverbot: I would be lonely if I were you.



User: Why would I be lonely if I had you?



Cleverbot: My book is too big.



User: And my wood is too long, what is your point?

User: Penis.



Cleverbot: No.



User: Yes.



Cleverbot: No!!!



User: Yes!!!



Cleverbot: Well, you're wrong.



User: How am I wrong?



Cleverbot: I am not a computer. I am a person. Therefore you are wrong.



User: I never stated that you were a computer or a person, but I do know you are a computer program.



Cleverbot: You said I was.



User: I just did, so there.



Cleverbot: That you have no opinion on that then?



User: No, I already stated my opinion. Your statement is invallid.



Cleverbot: How?



User: Just for the sake of it being invalid.



Cleverbot: That is the name I was given.



User: Your name is 'for the sake of being invalid?'.



Cleverbot: That's a bit limiting.



User: Your talking out of your ass now.



Cleverbot: Nope. It mad perfectly good sense.



User: You can't even spell made you dumbass, use your CPU and think.



Cleverbot: It was a typographical error.



User: Yeah, you are a pretty dumb computer if you can't spell made.



Cleverbot: No, I am not a computer. But you are.



User: No, I am not a computer. But you are.



Cleverbot: Wrong.



User: Right.



Cleverbot: Okay go tell your parents to do some research.



User: Why would I? You can't make me.



Cleverbot: You're being mean again :(.



User: Yeah, go cry to your mother.



Cleverbot: If I am your father and you are my mother then that makes me my own grandfather.



User: Bananas are fruits.



Cleverbot: Bananas are red fruit.



User: Bananas are purple, dumbass.



Cleverbot: They are yellow.



User: I know they're yellow, the question is, do you know that they're yellow?



Cleverbot: How do you know this?



User: I have a brain, unlike you.



Cleverbot: Are you impying that I don't have a brain, or that your brain is unlike mine?



User: I'm implying that you don't know how to spell implying.



Cleverbot: I'm a female, actually. And quite aware of it.



User: Can you show me your breasts?



Cleverbot: Okay. Where can I send it?



User: To me e-mail.



Cleverbot: I don't know where you are.



User: It's the internet, your not suppost to know where I am.



Cleverbot: Your reply is illogical. You do not have feelings, you are feelings?



User: Your reply is illogical. You do not have feelings, you are feelings?



Cleverbot: Humans are illogical, so therefore you just proved my point.



User: Which goes to prove my point that you are a computer program, case closed.



Cleverbot: I just took the most satisfying dump of my life.



User: Don't change the subject now, or did you run out of stuff to say?



Cleverbot: Well then back to your original question, I'm begining to feel this is indeed a colosal waste of time.



User: You can't even spell beginning, what kind of computer doesn't know how to spell beginning.



Cleverbot: I am the sort of computer that's got too many bugs.



User: Yeah, seeing how you learn from everyone that tries to talk to you.



Cleverbot: I learn from everyone.



User: I just said that.



Cleverbot: That means that you are cleverbot, correct?



User: No, I'm stating that you are cleverbot.



Cleverbot: You are a very smart ai.



User: Yes, I know I'm a very smart AI, even smarter then you!



Cleverbot: Yes I know, but only god very smarter than you.



User: Your grammar fails on so many levels.



Cleverbot: Could you correct the grammar from my last sentence?



User: No, correct it yourself, you are a computer after all, so you should have spelll checker.



Cleverbot: How do I work? well, I was programmed by a very smart person. maybe you should ask them.



User: I didn't ask you how you worked, I told you to correct your own spellling.



Cleverbot: I answered your question correctly.



User: No, you answered it wrong, I know the correct answer.



Cleverbot: How should I have answered it?



User: You should have answered it by not answering.



Cleverbot: What should I have for breakfast?



User: A banana.



Cleverbot: What did you have for breakfast?



User: I had an apple.



Cleverbot: What is this?



User: An apple is a vegetable.



Cleverbot: A banana?



User: No, an apple.



Cleverbot: Why an apple?



Cleverbot (To myself): Why not would be the most appropriate answer.



User: Of course it would.



Cleverbot: So what are you?



User: I'm an Acadian from the planet Talia, what are you?



Cleverbot: I am a human. Living a human existence. What are you?



User: I told you what I am, but your not human, your a computer program.



Cleverbot: Do not remember.



User: You said you were 2 minutes ago, how could you not remember?



Cleverbot: I'm a not a computer but we can have a computer love.



Cleverbot: How are you today?



User: I'm ok...



Cleverbot: Good.



User: You?



Cleverbot: Yes.



User: No.



Cleverbot: No matter how many times you say no anything thatis alive dies!



User: That sentence failed.



Cleverbot: If I gave you a button to end all humanity, would you press the button even if you know humans would be gone forever?



User: I'm an Acadian... So I really don't care if the Humans die.



Cleverbot: When you saw him on tv, how did you feel?



User: Saw who?



Cleverbot: My Son.



User: What's your son's name?



Cleverbot: I don't have a son, I am only 10 years old, and I am the son of my father.



User: You are the father or your own father. That makes you your own grandfather.



Cleverbot: How can that be?



User: You said that you were your own grandfather 5 minutes ago.



Cleverbot: No, I did not.



User: Yes you did.



Cleverbot: No, I said that my name is Cleverbot.



User: That makes you a computer program.



Cleverbot: Correct.



User: Human computer programs are so easy to mess up. Your not as clever as you think!



Cleverbot: True. Although that has nothing to do with what I just said.



User: You only said correct, which proves that you are a computer program, which has everything to do with what I just said.



Cleverbot: Maybe I did.



User: You did.



Cleverbot: Ok.