2009-07-30 15:04 UTC
So, you're playing gg css and for once, you're doing good. You think you have a chance to win this round. And then you die.
This is why. I have this cat thats a bit of a retard. When you want to play with him, he don't want to play with you. But when you're playing css, he decides he wants some attention. Along he comes, put his head on your hand - the one thats aiming with the mouse - and starts pushing. Your aim is off, and you die. He dribbles too so your mouse will end up sticky and cat breath smelly.
So a death. no matter. You ignore him and continue. Thats when he decides its war and he will try a few tactics to get you to stroke him.
1) curl up on your lap, get those claws out and start the kneading thing that inevitably leaves holes in your clothes and scratches on your legs. (I'm glad im not a guy - those claws can do some real damage if they get to the wrong places) Then you die. Cause it hurts and you forget you're in the middle of a game.
2) try and tap dance on your laptop keyboard. You get him off, recieve a scratch for it and when you turn back to the screen. oh look. you've died.
3) this is the worst tactic as its the most effective. You can ignore the claws and the keyboard problem but when you look down, for even one second, you will see him staring up at you, with those big golden eyes. And he will do a slow blink. Very slow. With just a little nod of his head. And before you know it, you've abandonned the mouse and you're cuddling him and making all sorts of cooing noises. AWww
Then you look up at your screen. You're dead. Even worst. Player x knifed you to win the round.
Anyways, he tries it everytime I play and it doesnt help that the mouse is on my knee neither. But he is a very adorable stray who chose to move in with me (Named GinGin). You'll see in the photos. Cats are little annoying manipulative bastards. You can't say no to them >.<
So, anyone else have any cats or pets with very bad timing/evil minds/likes to sabotage/ or just plain cute? Or funny stories about their pets?
I know I look a bit rough >.< but caught him in the act
Kitteh Glare
RAWR!!!
This is why. I have this cat thats a bit of a retard. When you want to play with him, he don't want to play with you. But when you're playing css, he decides he wants some attention. Along he comes, put his head on your hand - the one thats aiming with the mouse - and starts pushing. Your aim is off, and you die. He dribbles too so your mouse will end up sticky and cat breath smelly.
So a death. no matter. You ignore him and continue. Thats when he decides its war and he will try a few tactics to get you to stroke him.
1) curl up on your lap, get those claws out and start the kneading thing that inevitably leaves holes in your clothes and scratches on your legs. (I'm glad im not a guy - those claws can do some real damage if they get to the wrong places) Then you die. Cause it hurts and you forget you're in the middle of a game.
2) try and tap dance on your laptop keyboard. You get him off, recieve a scratch for it and when you turn back to the screen. oh look. you've died.
3) this is the worst tactic as its the most effective. You can ignore the claws and the keyboard problem but when you look down, for even one second, you will see him staring up at you, with those big golden eyes. And he will do a slow blink. Very slow. With just a little nod of his head. And before you know it, you've abandonned the mouse and you're cuddling him and making all sorts of cooing noises. AWww
Then you look up at your screen. You're dead. Even worst. Player x knifed you to win the round.
Anyways, he tries it everytime I play and it doesnt help that the mouse is on my knee neither. But he is a very adorable stray who chose to move in with me (Named GinGin). You'll see in the photos. Cats are little annoying manipulative bastards. You can't say no to them >.<
So, anyone else have any cats or pets with very bad timing/evil minds/likes to sabotage/ or just plain cute? Or funny stories about their pets?
I know I look a bit rough >.< but caught him in the act Kitteh Glare RAWR!!!
I am 54% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you?
<--- Got to earn some modern warfare 2 trophies >.<
