Puzzel

Originally posted by {ERS} CHOCOLATE THUNDA, post: 3941:

Well,i heard this a LONG time ago,but i figured it out just recently:
There are 2 chinese men on a train,
2 women join them,
15 cats run in before the door shuts,
there are also 18 bums on the train.

Question: How many chinese people are there?
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Never get this i bet.

There are no Chinese people on the train, the cats attacked the 2 Chinese men, and the bums ate the remains.

I think I have it... almost

Ok, two men, two women, fifteen cats, eighteen bums.
Presuming that bum means arse and not hobo, there is still 1 arse missing. And you are the final arse for posting this bloody puzzle.
Hang on, this is about how many Chinese people, right?
I don't know then. Random guess.... 4.

Lol the bums ate them

the answer is 2 ...

Not enough information.

pawpads???

How are we supposed to know the ethnicity of the women and the bums? Something to do with the cats probably

The answer

lol,lost my account info,so i couldnt post the answer...
THE ANSWER(espeon was close ;D) is: There is 1
Why?: The women shooed the chinese cats off the train,and out the back,one cat stayed behind and killed the chinese men,then,the bums ate the remains and the cat,then the women hung themselves because of their virginity,which leaves... The Train Driver!