Well, just got back from eating with my "significant other" and her parents (soon-to-be-In laws) *Note* (Im not trying to be racist) However, her mother was driving us home, and we hit two curbs, nearly rear-ended 4 other cars, and almost one head on...within the time of 20mins...I was scared shitless.
Anyway moral of the story: Asian In-laws.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.