One more interesting story, starring brenzan.

Usual day, came to CSS Surf server to surf and kill some players and chat n shit. Usual, except for brennans and lunas (mostly brenzans) bahaviour. Familiar, huh? I will just leave a part of chat log and demos here. Also i request you to do something to brenzan, or this forum will just receive some more stories like this one:

HardZnak (STEAM_0:0:25390238) connected from Russian Federation
HardZnak is joining the Counter-Terrorist force
HardZnak : nominate
[sm] Игрок HardZnak предложил карту 'surf_lt_omnific'
[sm] Игрок HardZnak хочет сменить карту. (1 голосов из 4 необходимых)
HardZnak : rtv
Say !quake or /quake to set your quake sounds preferences
HardZnak : rtv his map sucks
[adminseeall]{SCG} Luna: /rank
HardZnak : rtv
HardZnak : rtv dammit
{SCG} Luna : rtv
Brenzan : i love how you completely forgot about me XD
{SCG} Luna : I didn't
{SCG} Luna : he hit me in the head
{SCG} Luna : you were in the air
{SCG} Luna : I timed it right, I just missed
[adminseeall]Brenzan: ahh
HardZnak : rtv for fucks sake
{SCG} Luna : I did XD
Fanoto : Sorry about that.
[adminseeall]Brenzan: really hardznak
[adminseeall]Brenzan: wtf
[adminseeall]Brenzan: you little bitch ass prick
HardZnak : lol
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masonhoangtran (STEAM_0:0:73415893) connected from United States
Игрок masonhoangtran покидает игру ()
*УБИТ* HardZnak : camper
Brenzan : not camping
*УБИТ* HardZnak : lel
Brenzan : i have 15 seconds there
HardZnak : The fact that u saw dead message :D
Brenzan : huh
[adminseeall]Brenzan: i give up
Brenzan is joining the Spectators
[adminseeall]Poptart: rtv
[adminseeall]Brenzan: @hardznak if you were to type in your team and i could see it that would prove im an admin not if your dead and i see it
(ALL) Brenzan: hardznak if you were to type in your team and i could see it that would prove im an admin not if your dead and i see it
HardZnak is joining the Terrorist force
[adminseeall]Brenzan: @besides the point i wasnt camping
(ALL) Brenzan: besides the point i wasnt camping
HardZnak : lol
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Игрок Poptart покидает игру ()
HardZnak : dayum improve yo aim man
Brenzan is joining the Terrorist force
Ollie : rtv
{SCG} Luna : And yet you died
{SCG} Luna : autosnipers blow
Ollie : nominate
{SCG} Luna : lemme awp yo ass
{SCG} Luna : :3
huellhowser27 (STEAM_0:0:76394322) connected from Canada
HardZnak (STEAM_0:0:25390238) connected from Russian Federation
HardZnak is joining the Counter-Terrorist force
HardZnak : Everyone knows how to get to the closet?
♥Mudchar♥ joined the game
♥Mudchar♥ (STEAM_0:0:41268364) connected from
[adminseeall]Brenzan: -.-
HardZnak : hueheh
Brenzan : shut the fuck up
♥Mudchar♥ : har
[sm] {SCG} Luna: Игрок HardZnak убит. <-- {player HardZnak slayed}
HardZnak : Hey
HardZnak : Man
HardZnak : Thats abuse
Brenzan : wasnt me
HardZnak : It was luna
♥Mudchar♥ : no
HardZnak : Also
HardZnak : Oh
HardZnak : So fucking mature, pissing off slaying and leaving -.-
[adminseeall]Brenzan: so are you the shit hardznak
♥Mudchar♥ : DAMMIT
♥Mudchar♥ : I WAS TOYING WITH HIM
[adminseeall]Brenzan: actually i think you deserved it
HardZnak : For killing him with my 5-7?
[adminseeall]Brenzan: no for being a cocky tryhard prick
HardZnak : He wasnt my teammate, i wasnt camping or anything
HardZnak : Watch your language
[adminseeall]Brenzan: make you you sad ass little cunt
[adminseeall]Brenzan: oh wait! you cant
HardZnak : Why are u bitching i cant understand
Brenzan : im almost certain i explained it
HardZnak : Explain one more time please
Игрок ♥Mudchar♥ покидает игру ()
Brenzan : listen i know its hard to comprehend things when your mommy and daddy were brother and sister and loved eachother very much
Brenzan : they made you
[adminseeall]Brenzan: and as stupid as you are i dont feel like repeating myself
HardZnak : Really? U just start throwing this shit just because i killed an enemy? REALLY?
HardZnak : Man, i think u miss the point of this game
Brenzan : no not at all. and i know the point of this gam
Brenzan : game
HardZnak : I dotn see it. Looks like u think its sims or smth
Brenzan : how the fuck does anything i say relate to the sims
HardZnak : Because u behave like a man who plays sims his whole life, and then goes to cs and throws shit at players for killing eachother
Brenzan : fuck man, your parents must have had dowsyndrome type 3 to have a kid as fucking stupid as you. shut your fucking inbred mouth
HardZnak : uhhuh
*УБИТ* HardZnak : Oh
Brenzan : so ya shut your mouth or i will for you. end of discusion
HardZnak : I wanted to knife ;~;
Fanoto : Sorry.
HardZnak : So you are being not nice to admins, flaming n shit
HardZnak : Tho you are yourself an admin and must know these rules
Brenzan : i know these rules and ive been playing this game since you have been shitting yellow, so shut your mouth
HardZnak : Make me shut it
HardZnak : Come on. Slay me like luna, maybe?
Brenzan : do you really wana go there
HardZnak : I just want you to grow up and behave like an adult
Brenzan : your 15
HardZnak : And also improve "youre" grammar
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Brenzan : listen you call yourself an adult but you dont even have hair on your nuts
Brenzan : shut that fat fucking mouth of yours
Brenzan : keep it shit
Brenzan : shut*
HardZnak : Tss, nobody wants to know that u touched my nuts
Brenzan : and i swear to god correct me on grammar one more time
HardZnak : *And. Start sentences with capital letters.
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Sebastian (STEAM_0:0:33914639) connected from United States
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HardZnak : Also theres no god there
[adminseeall]Sebastian: dat camping
FunkMasterLove (STEAM_0:1:11404503) connected from
Brenzan : wait wait are you saying that there is no god that exsists
Brenzan : !slay hard
[adminseeall]FunkMasterLove: !spawn
HardZnak : Are you from usa?
[adminseeall]FunkMasterLove: !redie
Brenzan : canada
HardZnak : English is one of the main languages in canada
HardZnak : Why dont you use it correctly?
Brenzan : do you really think i give a shit, i grew up with a piss poor education, ghetto ass schools they dont teach shit
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♥Mudchar♥ (STEAM_0:0:41268364) connected from
Brenzan : ill talk properly if i want but untill then i dont really put effort into what i type
[sm] Игрок ♥Mudchar♥ хочет сменить карту. (1 голосов из 3 необходимых)
[adminseeall]♥Mudchar♥: RTV
[adminseeall]Sebastian: don't rtv pls
[adminseeall]♥Mudchar♥: !nominate
[adminseeall]Sebastian: just want to play one god damned round
[sm] Игрок ♥Mudchar♥ предложил карту 'surf_10x_scratch'
Sebastian : finally, you idiots stop messing around
Brenzan : shut up please sebastion
HardZnak : Hey, dont shut him up
HardZnak : He can say whatever he wants if that doesnt violate rules
Brenzan : but see he did, called both of us idiots, disrespecting us
Brenzan : so yes he can shut up
Sebastian : motd
Brenzan : and so can you
HardZnak : Mm, you take it seriously?
Sebastian : Yep, personally insulting someone is against the rules.. good thing you're not a person
Sebastian : you're trash
Sebastian : so it's ok
HardZnak : >personally insulting
Sebastian : people who don't think it's necessary to use their brain because they don't feel like it make them trash
Brenzan : actually idc if you are personally insulting i was just saying i do have a right to tell you to shut up
Sebastian : you're sub-human
*УБИТ* ♥Mudchar♥ : he is a subway footlong
HardZnak : BHey brenzan
HardZnak : Tell me a story
HardZnak : Of how u started to behave like a child
HardZnak : If there is such story ofc
Sebastian : OOHHH
Brenzan : well actually im not acting like i child im just very ignorant and arrogant
Brenzan : and tired
Sebastian : Lol that's worse than a child
Brenzan : !kick seb
[sm] Brenzan: Игрок Sebastian кикнут
Игрок Sebastian покидает игру ()
Sebastian joined the game
Sebastian (STEAM_0:0:33914639) connected from United States
HardZnak : Then tell me a story of how u started to behave worse than a child
[adminseeall]Sebastian: Lol uh oh.. someone's feelings got hurt
HardZnak : fak
Brenzan : it was the day you started to disrespect a friend of mine
Brenzan : !kick seb
[sm] Brenzan: Игрок Sebastian кикнут
Sebastian joined the game
Sebastian (STEAM_0:0:33914639) connected from United States
[adminseeall]♥Mudchar♥: woop
HardZnak : Woah
HardZnak : How did i do that?
HardZnak : Some incredible plot twist?
[adminseeall]Sebastian: what a twist!
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VØÍÐ (STEAM_0:1:30009501) connected from New Zealand
[adminseeall]Brenzan: naw he slayed you for being a cocky cunt and then you started to be an ass when he left so i started shit
[adminseeall]Brenzan: i sunk to your level no doubt
Sebastian : I'm glad you said it.. I was about to
HardZnak : What did i do taht terrible?
Brenzan : you disrespected a good friend of mine, i dont take kindly to that
Игрок ♥Mudchar♥ покидает игру ()
HardZnak : What exactly i did?
VØÍÐ is joining the Spectators
Brenzan : you fucking disrespected him, would you like me the pull the quotes out of my ass for you
Do not personally attack other players or admins!
VØÍÐ is joining the Counter-Terrorist force
HardZnak : yes
Sebastian : Who was it that he attacked
Sebastian : ?
[adminseeall]Brenzan: Luna
HardZnak : Go on
HardZnak : Where r u seb
[adminseeall]Brenzan: hes surfing
HardZnak : Oke
zombie slayer joined the game
Sebastian : surfing
Sebastian : sorry lol
Sebastian : Im at legends
zombie slayer (STEAM_0:0:59865978) connected from Australia
Do not to camp in front of a teleport for more than 5 seconds!
HardZnak : OKay
Sebastian : I still want to know who you insulted
HardZnak : Stay there
Sebastian : Ill meet you in the portal
HardZnak : I will come to knife u
Sebastian : I'm at jail
Sebastian : WAIt
[adminseeall]Brenzan: he insulted Luna
Sebastian : 100
HardZnak : 100
[adminseeall]gizmobox: pot
[adminseeall]gizmobox: bet t 1
*УБИТ* HardZnak : Fak
Sebastian : WHO DID YOU INSULT?!?
HardZnak : Btenzan, come on, details, give me details!
VØÍÐ : !give me a cookie :3
HardZnak : *us
zombie slayer (STEAM_0:0:59865978) connected from Australia
Sebastian : who is luna?
[adminseeall]Brenzan: long time player
[adminseeall]Brenzan: and an admin, and a good friend
HardZnak : WHAT DID I DO TO HIM?!
Sebastian : her i think
[adminseeall]Brenzan: YOU FUCKING INSULTED HIM
Sebastian : which is why brez has such a boner for her
[adminseeall]Brenzan: and its a him
HardZnak : HOW
[adminseeall]Brenzan: !ban sebastian 10 "dont be a fucking asswipe
[sourcebans] Brenzan: "Sebastian" забанен на 10 минут (причина: dont be a fucking asswipe).
[adminseeall]VØÍÐ: lol
HardZnak : Dude
[adminseeall]VØÍÐ: Admin abuse?
HardZnak : Thats a shitty reason
[adminseeall]Brenzan: nope not in the slightest
HardZnak : Whatever, keep telkling
[adminseeall]Brenzan: Talking*
[adminseeall]Brenzan:
HardZnak : *telling
HardZnak : Typo
[adminseeall]Brenzan: telling what
HardZnak : The story
HardZnak : How exactly i insulted luna?
Brenzan : listen 10 minute ban for a sexual refference and disrespect of 2 admins+ disrespecting gender and sexual preferences
*УБИТ* Brenzan : he deserved it, i should have gave a longer one
VØÍÐ : lol
*УБИТ* HardZnak : Whatever again, thats not the point
HardZnak : Get back to luna
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мǝɹр °маssiv (STEAM_0:1:43741244) connected from Canada
HardZnak : fuck that auto pickin up weapons
Brenzan : you fucking insulted er
Brenzan : him
HardZnak : HOW
HardZnak : EXCTLY WHAT I DID
[adminseeall]Brenzan: what are you apart of a 5th generation inbreeding family
[adminseeall]Brenzan: holy fuck
Brenzan : the sharpest thing couldnt pierce that fucking mind
HardZnak : U keep avoiding direct questions
*УБИТ* HardZnak : Keep telling
*УБИТ* HardZnak : U stopped at what i exctly did that insulted luna
Brenzan : you talked behind his back after he left
*УБИТ* HardZnak : What were these talks? What did i say?
*УБИТ* VØÍÐ : Meh just drop it guys
*УБИТ* VØÍÐ : Stupid argument
HardZnak : Niiice massiv
Brenzan : because hes 15 he doesnt know his right from his left
Brenzan : !admin
[sm] Brenzan: Игрок мǝɹр °маssiv убит.
[adminseeall]мǝɹр °маssiv: wtf
Brenzan : dont spawn nade
[adminseeall]мǝɹр °маssiv: it was a smoke
Brenzan : still a nade
HardZnak : Okay lets continuw
HardZnak : Why did luna slay me?
Brenzan : continue with what
HardZnak : What was the reason?
Brenzan : listn im done
HardZnak : Are you avoiding talks? Are you confused? You have something thats better not be said?
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Skrai (STEAM_0:1:51129098) connected from United States
Brenzan : no im annoyed, angry, tired, bored and fucking irritated by you, now please shut the fuck up
HardZnak : fuk
HardZnak : COme on
*УБИТ* HardZnak : Throw away your excuses

I lost the end of this conversation somehow, but here are some demos, containing the whole argument:

The_Epic_Tale_Of_Brenzan_Trilogy.rar

19MB .rar archive, containing 3 demos.
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P.S.: Just to make this clear, brenzan's forum name is liezan.