May 21, 2011 "Judgement Day" — FaceWAN Forum Archive

2011-05-20 20:43 UTC

So apparently the world is supposed to end tomorrow, just like in 2012.. Who actually believes this? It's going to come and go, and all the believers will come up with some "Biblical" reason why it didn't happen.

> Trust your technolust

2011-05-20 22:22 UTC

Originally posted by l337Espeon, post: 47875:
So apparently the world is supposed to end tomorrow, just like in 2012.. Who actually believes this? It's going to come and go, and all the believers will come up with some "Biblical" reason why it didn't happen.

When I first heard of this, I pretty much laughed my ass off. I doubt that the world would end tomorrow or in 2012. I personally believe that religious groups make up these dates, they turn out to be wrong, then they come up with some bull shit to explain why it didn't happen. That's just my opinion as an atheist though.

2011-05-21 00:32 UTC

better smoke the rest of my weed then

2011-05-21 00:35 UTC

The same person made this same prediction 14 years ago. Why the hell would people believe it a second time? I'll believe it's the end of the world when I see it.

:wcc:When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD. I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!:wcc:

2011-05-21 04:27 UTC

i wanna experience the rapture while high

2011-05-21 05:12 UTC

zee bowl has been packed

2011-05-21 05:14 UTC

https://i.imgur.com/XJMoq.jpg

2011-05-21 09:22 UTC

Wait don't end yet. Let me rub one off first.

2011-05-21 14:20 UTC

I had a dream last night about a zombie apocalypse. Related? I believe so.

2011-05-21 17:57 UTC

This is no bullshit.

CDC EPR | Social Media | Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse - Blog

2011-05-21 19:11 UTC

* Water (1 gallon per person per day)
* Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
* Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
* Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
* Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
* Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
* Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
* First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)

This list is missing a shotgun.

2011-05-21 22:03 UTC

Lol rapture'd

2011-05-21 23:03 UTC

I lol'd at this one:

> Trust your technolust

2011-05-26 12:39 UTC

The Rapture has been rescheduled. We now get a double-dose - Judgement Day followed by Apocalypse.

2011-05-26 19:33 UTC

Originally posted by smiffy, post: 47896:
The Rapture has been rescheduled. We now get a double-dose - Judgement Day followed by Apocalypse.

Wasn't it rescheduled to the 21st of October? I'd laugh if the guy who came up with this is just trolling everybody. If so, he's a genius.