Tactical Squirrels

Duh. That's why they've been stashing nuts for thousands of years. They're developing nut-based grenade technology.
The fact that they're carrying armor and rudimentary Miniature AK-47s means they're about ready to take over the planet.

I've been telling you nutters this for years. But did anyone listen? NoooooOOOOooo.

New intelligence reports that they have managed to fit nuclear arms inside of nuts as well. To bad they only yield 1000th of a megaton each. ;p

seems hes got a M4A1

M4A1?
God. Help. Us. All.
Except those damn squirrels.


Also, 1000th of a megaton is still enough to torch someone's car, right? Blow up a single person, at the least....
...Take a leg off.....

Pictures Taken Outside the U.S. Boarder....God knows what they will do next

OMFG we are doomed!11!1one! They have learned the way of the force as well!