Count Down From 5000

4500

seeing that this is the 500th post on this thread I went ahead and brought us to the number 4500

lets have a parteh!!!

4499 wut naow biatch

4498

Had the flu ever since Wednesday, finally starting to feel better.

4497

I already had the flu, it was pretty bad, felt like I was gonna die a few times, but I beat it. :D
Also, you two messed up your numbers there. (Just letting you know)

4496

I had a cough, no flu thank god... Can't afford flu right now.

my housemates downloaded the wii mario game (it hasn't legally came out yet). Its a fun game but they constantly grief me in it so I turned off the wii and they were screaming cause I could have bricked it. lol fingers up to them.

Got a new mouse... its a bit too big for my hand and I can't play css on my knee anymore >.< it just doesnt work...

4495

the flu is going around?

I don't watch the news.....I couldn't even tell you who our vice-president is....

had my midterms yesterday hooray!

4494

i had flu and my fkin la teacher is a bitch

4493

Finally starting to feel better after a week of hell.

4492

having so much trouble doing coursework >.< and now I need to get 40 people to fill in questionnaires for my study. I remember two chinese girls last year trying to get people to do them on campus and I just completely ignored them. Now I feel their pain. Gonna have to doll up and hope that helps lol

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can you do a questionnaire online? cuz I can probably go under ten different aliases to helps out

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lol!!! I wish, cos then I will force everyone who enters the FaceWAN gg server to complete one. They have to be done by people from my uni... while I have no qualms about filling in half of them myself, my fellow group members would murder me.

Wow my housemate is a joke. Again. She borrowed a wooden spoon from one of the guys in the house without asking. He told her later on he would prefer her to ask cos he is in the room next door to her so it's not a big deal to ask. She was ok with that. This morning, he barged into my room and told me to look on his facebook. Last night she wrote an A4 page message about how she thought it was ok to use the spoon and how he is always making her feel dumb by countering everything she says. But it was the first line that made me laugh:
'I know I'm next door to you, but I can't be bothered to walk over to tell you this...' She's blatently scared of him. I wish she was scared of me, so she would leave me alone >.<

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yeah it is good to have people scared of you, I am a kinda big scary guy when I want to be (even though most find me like a teddy bear). I put on my scary face and crazy eyes whenever my step-brother is around. everyone thinks it is hilarious the way he avoids me, like when I turn my back he darts around. If he has to go to the bathroom,he will sit in his room and wait until I start going back upstairs. lol, I have never had anyone so scared of me before. It's kinda nice. all you gotta do is when your roommate does something dumb, go full mental on her. make her think about the consequences of her actions before she does something.

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People used to be scared of me cos I was hostile and used to say creepy things. That changed at uni when I made an effort to be nice lol

your stepbrother is such a chicken! it'll be difficult to go full mental on someone who thinks you like them... she's so pitiable I find it hard to be proper mean >.< cause shes so ignorant to how much everyone despises her. If you tell her she is wrong, she either makes out everyone else has to fix up, or she can't remember what she did and she never owns up to it.

Got 27 completed questionnaires today. Another 13 to go. 3 ppl ran away with my questionnaires >.<

4487

built my own gas powered RC car... and it snows the next day

4486

you got snow? i am envious. I heard from my canadian sis in law that the snow in canada is too powdery to build snow mans?

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Depends on the weather.. was 41°F today.. perfect to build snowmen... but the powdery snow is orgasmic on snowboards :D

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OH!!!!! I want canada >.< So badly want to build a snowman!!! Never been snowboarding >.<
Right now we got the british usual, raining cats an' dogs LOL what I wouldn't give for snow.

My coursework is taking the piss out of me. It's health psychology and I need to review literature on increasing physical exercise and invent an intervention to make older people do more exercise. Thing is, I hate exercise (apart from the hiking/biking kind) so it makes the coursework doubly bad for me >.<

4483

I'm really drunk right now and I can still operate enough to respond to posts and answer stuff on the forums! I'm fucking pro at running a community drunk!

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luls at leet, you know what's fun to do when your drunk? playing dance dance revolution...after you play a song that's on heavy difficulty when drunk, take your eyes off the screen and the world looks trippy, like it's expanding right around your eyes, fun effect. also driving is the shit when your drunk, like going out to the desert and fucking flying down paths at eighty miles an hour will megadeth screaming in the backround.

Originally posted by ShamWOW!!!, post: 41007:

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luls at leet, you know what's fun to do when your drunk? playing dance dance revolution...after you play a song that's on heavy difficulty when drunk, take your eyes off the screen and the world looks trippy, like it's expanding right around your eyes, fun effect. also driving is the shit when your drunk, like going out to the desert and fucking flying down paths at eighty miles an hour will megadeth screaming in the backround.

4481

I wasnt bad at that game when I was a lil girl lol! Hope you only drive like that when theres no other cars around!!!

Talking about alcohol, did I mention what happened last week? My bf made a white wine and mushroom pasta sauce... He put in so much wine by accident and probably didn't boil it out properly as half way through eating, my throat started constricting and breathing was abit difficult. (I think he was trying to poison me!!!!!)

4480

GAH the DEV at Sven-Coop really need to fix that fmodel.dll crash... can't play sven without crashing

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That must suck. I haven't played that so I am not entirely sure what it is about.. Is it any good?

Originally posted by Mei, post: 41010:

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I wasnt bad at that game when I was a lil girl lol! Hope you only drive like that when theres no other cars around!!!

Talking about alcohol, did I mention what happened last week? My bf made a white wine and mushroom pasta sauce... He put in so much wine by accident and probably didn't boil it out properly as half way through eating, my throat started constricting and breathing was abit difficult. (I think he was trying to poison me!!!!!)

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lul Just got back from first day on job, I am using my brothers truck.....It wont go past 35 miles per hour. wtf? I used to play dance dance revolution for about three hours a day every day about 6 years ago. Probably spent 10 grand in quarters.....but damnit I was good. People used to see me walking up to a ddr machine and start laughing (cuz I was like 275 lbs.) and then I would put on a really fast song and go nutz. some would shake my hand after lol.

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I had the game on a chipped ps1 with a dance mat. Couldn't play at arcades as I couldn't stomp... you only need a light touch with the mat... lol you must have been the famous dancer in your town!

How was first day? I just remembered you're working as a chef. Now I'm hungry.

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my first day blew. I spent the first half of it watching videos like "Fire Emergency Plan" and "The Rights of Seniors" Basically I had to watch 5 hours of videos telling me not to physically or mentally abuse the people I cook for....retarded.

Then again, all the women who waitress there are really fucking hot! They all go to the college one street over. And since the only other guys I work with are old and decrepit, I get to be the "hot guy" They are all really nice to me. room full of hot chicks flirting with me (except for the lesbian, but she is cool.) It's like being in the fucking twilight zone. lol one of the ladies that works there says I went to high school with her, I don't remember her, she says she was a cheerleader. Funny hows she remembers me, and I don't think I have ever even looked twice her way.

4475

Originally posted by XxobrianxX, post: 41052:

4481
That must suck. I haven't played that so I am not entirely sure what it is about.. Is it any good?

Sven-Coop is a CO-OP game where you do player made mission (sdk) and yeah.. there's also coop for hl1 game mods like afraid of monters and the great mod they hunger. I like AOM because it gets scary as shit.. honestly I scream into my mic like a little girl while having voice cracks. fun

4474

I turned sixteen on the 22nd.

Sadly I won't be able to get my license for a while.
Also, need to get a job.

4473

when I turned 16 i was living at a boy scout camp in a tent. I was a camp counselor and in the flagstaff volunteer fire brigade. I didn't get a license for like...6 months after that. So hang in there smiffy! Not getting a license when you turn 16 isn't the end of the world. I hated it after I got my license, that meant my mom could send me to do her errands...I wish I still had a bike, or roller blades...

Can't get a job, cuz I ain't got a car,
Can't get a car, cuz I ain't got a job.

-Alice Cooper

4472


turning 13 in december the 30th

4471

fuck

cut the top of my thumb off today chopping lettuce. It is pretty bad.....lots of blood.....I should go get some stiches

4470

make a new internet phenomenomenomnomnomnom 1 guy 1 bloody finger

4469

Hmm, maybe you should get someone to look at that finger...

wow. today my bf screwed at my housemate cause she spilt oil on the floor and didn't tell me so I took my casserole out of the oven and slipped across the kitchen... luckily I gained my balance otherwise I would be covered in 180 degrees celsuis of hot casserole. Yea, so my bf got angry and yelled at her in the kitchen and she was all like 'I thought I cleaned it up properly... just let me finish my cooking first!' I think she was a bit scared.

I mopped the floor last night... now it's dirty >.<

4468

Reminds me of the time I sprayed the linoleum flooring in my house with furniture polish on purpose.

My dad came upstairs from the basement to get a drink. He slipped and fell, and I was sliding all across the floor.

My brother joined a bit later. We spent 30 minutes sliding across the floor.

4467

went snowboarding today, they built a half pipe with a spine transfer... and A hip transfer too... almost broke my teeth on a box about 2 feet high from the gorund because I was trying a 5-0 but slipped and ended up doing a FS boardslide and amost smacked my teeth

4466

that sounds a bit dangerous.

I spent way too much time in the kitchen today... >.< just made dinner for bf. not in the mood to eat mine though.

Time to start a new essay. it looks so simple, I was thrown off by the question. On further research, I actually don't have a clue what to write about!

4465

Write about how people from other countries like to have sex...:D

4464

Love the master

Originally posted by Ownage, post: 41259:

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Write about how people from other countries like to have sex...:D

4463

why from other countries? People in UK like sex too.

Which reminds me... my first year at uni, we were in halls and I was chilling in the boys corridor as they have net and I couldn't get any in the girls corridor. The girl who lived nextdoor to me went to her bf's room and then a few minutes later we heard her howling. I actually mean howling. Sounded like she was getting beaten up in there so my mate grabs his acoustic guitar and we just stand outside their room strumming the guitar quite loudly. She came out a bit later thoroughly embarrassed.

My essay is 'There are 6 universal emotions'. Support and challenge this statement.
Looks simple.... maybe I'm just suffering block from my last essay

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4460

Teenage boys....

Wait dude, mocha man, aren't you like way too young to be looking up things like tit effing?? ?!?!?! where has innocence gone???!

4459

lol i was at school and my friends and i were google imaging stuff... I told my friend to search up tub girl :D

4458

I remember on a friends forum once someone posted a link to what they said was a really kick ass computer, but if you hovered over the link, you could see (...tubgirl.jpg) and at least 60% of the people fell for it.

4457

nice, i also told my friend to go on gnaa.us and he typed it in wrong...(.com instead of .us) he was retarded enough to actually try... but good thing he didn't go on the real site

4456

Why are we eawn tooing this??

4455

I MADE a hatshling please click

4454

What iis tub girl? I don't want to google it because I'd rather not get scarred... one friend sent me a goatse image last summer and I had never heard of it before and he told me it was ok to look at. God I screamed so loud.

Also what is gnaa??? I take it its bad to go on the site lol

As for why we are doing this... something magical will happen to whoever reaches zero.....

4453


tub girl is a girl with diahreah(how ever you spell it) and shes sitting in the tub and she poops on her face... like a fountain of poop!


gnaa.us a troll wesite.... DO NOT GO ON IT unless you want to get raped by pictures of child porn, old people secks, and shock images that are very graphic... the only way is to close the tab...

4452

DUUUUUUD i will check out that site and tell u whit i think ok??




<--- CLICK IT PLEASE OR IT WILL DIE

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OMG duud the sec i opend it i got something gay nigga thing and the other second i closed it. there was nothing there!



<-- CLICK OR A MAN WILL BEAT U UP!!